I’m Not Antler-Social, Just Caffeinating Moose Mug

Step into the cozy solitude of this moose’s perfect morning—curled up in a quiet living room, steaming cup in hoof, with a “Do Not Disturb” sign making his priorities crystal clear. This relatable mug features a contented moose savoring his sacred coffee ritual, paired with the witty phrase “I’m Not Antler-Social, Just Caffeinating”—because sometimes, solitude and caffeine are the ultimate self-care. Made from premium ceramic that’s microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s ideal for those who cherish their quiet moments (and aren’t afraid to protect them). Whether you’re an introvert, a coffee purist, or just someone who needs the world to wait until at least the second cup, this mug is your spirit animal in drinkware form.

🫎 The Perfect Gift for Hermits & Coffee Lovers 🫎

This mug isn’t just functional—it’s a declaration of boundaries (and good taste). The vibrant, fade-resistant print ensures your moose’s peaceful coffee break stays picture-perfect, wash after wash. Pair it with a bag of single-origin beans or a “Go Away, I’m Reading” book sleeve for the ultimate “me time” gift set. Because while socializing has its place, there’s nothing quite like the magic of that first uninterrupted sip. Note: May also be used as a subtle hint to housemates.

✨ Mug Details:
✔️ Premium ceramic
✔️ Holds 11oz (standard) or 15oz (large)
✔️ Microwave & dishwasher safe
✔️ Crisp, detailed print

11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

Warning: Side effects may include excessive sighing when interrupted mid-sip. ☕📵🏡